Keanu Reeves is a vampire. Or a wizard?

It’s not the only image I have…
Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530.
Now tell me. How fucked up I am?